I finally got to try a bottle last night and the stuff is pure genius!
You put it in your hand and something comes over you without even tasting the beverage. The label seduces you and you can't control the urge to hold, embrace and lick the bottle.
You feel like you've joined an exclusive club and all those exotic oriental flavors make your body temperature rise. You hope no one is looking because it is an intensely private and sensual experience. I was happy my oncologist was not around, because the sake2me experience might be too much emotion for someone with a brain tumor who is still on chemotherapy. But I could not stop myself.
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Before you know it, beautiful women come toward you, entranced by the elixir you are holding in your glass. They too, cannot stop themselves. Without knowing it, their tongues reach out to the sake2me. All inhibitions have been set aside, the only thing that matters is this daring new product from the Vine Connection people.
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It was an amazing experience and I can't thank Ed Lehrman and Nick Ramkowsky enough for inventing this product. These guys are geniuses!
Let me also make this clear -- I am a happily married man and I will not let sake2me come between me and my wife of 25 year, even though it is obvious that crafty use of sake2me can have powerful and overwhelming effects on unsuspecting women.
So, what does it taste like you ask? It doesn't really matter, the goal is the package and the product, the overwhelming experience, the tongue in the air.
Yes, it tastes like the the bottom of a slushy gone rancid. Yes, I would ask the guy at the 7-11 for a refund without all the alluring packaging. But who really cares?
The point is to get your tongue out there with everyone else. Suspend your critical instincts and enjoy youself!
My life changed last night. I will never be the same.
I gotta get me some!